Animal Humor & Comedy
There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch.
"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
The old man replied, "Nope."
So the tourist stepped out of his car. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the dog was dragging him away the tourist was flailing around in the dust and yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man replied, "Ain't my dog."
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead. -Paris Hilton
The Amazing LyreBird [video]
The amazing LyreBird from Austrailia. This Bird can copy the sound of everybody including Human sounds and voices. What a Bird!!!
20 Most Ridiculous Zoo Signs on Earth
These hilarious and odd photos are real animal related signs and posts that were found in parks and zoos. Some of these just don't make sense or are just plain bizarre!
How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You'
When your cat is kneading on you, you may think this is a sign of affection but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. Is your cat scheming to murder you when you least expect it?
Cats That Look Like Hitler
Does your cat look like Adolf Hitler? Do you wake up in a cold sweat every night wondering if he's going to up and invade Poland? If so, this is the website for you.
Cat Using Toilet & Toilet Paper [video]
Yes, cats can be trained to use the toilet just like us humans. Watch the kitty use the potty and make clever use of the toilet paper too! Also see: A Cat That Enjoys Flushing The Toilet
Dog goes crazy watching animal planet [video]
A funny clip of a dog sitting in front of the tv, going nuts and barking like crazy while watching the television show 'Planet's funniest animals'.
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